YOU SAID:
i hope my house catches on fire with j from murder drones in it because i hate her
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼女が嫌いなので、私の家が殺人ドローンからJで火事になることを願っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate her so I hope my house catches fire with a J from a killer drone
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼女が嫌いなので、キラードローンからのJで私の家が火事になればいいのですが
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate her so I wish my house was on fire with a J from a killer drone
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼女が嫌いなので、キラードローンからのJで私の家が燃えればいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate her so I wish my house was on fire with a J from a killer drone
That didn't even make that much sense in English.