YOU SAID:
I hope he doesn't realize it's just my expired driver's license
INTO JAPANESE
有効期限の切れた運転免許だけだと気づいていないと思います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think that's expired driver's license and haven't noticed
INTO JAPANESE
運転免許証の期限が切れているし、気づいていないと思います
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I wouldn't have noticed, your driver's license has expired and
INTO JAPANESE
私は、気づいていないと免許証は有効期限が切れていると
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And I have not noticed license validity period has expired and
INTO JAPANESE
ライセンスの有効期間が切れてを気づいていないと
Well done, yes, well done!