YOU SAID:
I hit my cat with a car and decided to throw it in a river
INTO JAPANESE
猫を車で殴り、川に投げ込むことにしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I decided to hit the cat in the car and throw it into the river
INTO JAPANESE
車の中で猫を殴って川に投げ込むことにした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I decided to hit the cat in the car and throw it into the river
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