YOU SAID:
I hereby declare, that all kittens, no matter if they're red or black, need to be hugged, right now.
INTO JAPANESE
私はここに、赤毛であろうと黒毛であろうと、すべての子猫を今すぐ抱きしめる必要があることを宣言します.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hereby declare that all kittens, red-haired or black-haired, need to be hugged right now.
INTO JAPANESE
私はここに、赤毛であろうと黒毛であろうと、すべての子猫を今すぐ抱きしめる必要があることを宣言します.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hereby declare that all kittens, red-haired or black-haired, need to be hugged right now.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.