YOU SAID:
I heard if you cut your face in half you live!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが生きている半分のところであなたの顔を切ると聞いた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I heard that you cut your face at half the alive!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが生きている半分にあなたの顔を切ったと聞いた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I heard that you cut your face in half of what you are alive!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが生きているものの半分であなたの顔を切ったと聞きました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I heard that you cut your face with half of what you are alive!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが生きているものの半分であなたの顔を切ったと聞きました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I heard that you cut your face with half of what you are alive!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.