YOU SAID:
I hear Jess is dating Jacob the king!
INTO JAPANESE
ジェスは、ジェイコブ王とデートと聞いて!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jess, Jacob King and heard dating!
INTO JAPANESE
ジェス、ヤコブの王と聞いたデート!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dating Jess, James King and heard!
INTO JAPANESE
ジェス、ジェームズ王をデートと聞いた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jess and James King to hear dating!
INTO JAPANESE
ジェスとデートを聞いてジェームズ キング!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jess told dating James King!
INTO JAPANESE
ジェスに語った出会い系ジェームズ キング!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Meet Jess told of James King!
INTO JAPANESE
満たすジェスは、ジェームス王の言った!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Meet Jess said, King James!
INTO JAPANESE
満たすジェスは、キング ・ ジェームスを言った!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Meet Jess said, King James!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.