YOU SAID:
I haz a noot noot that boop me on da nozzle
INTO JAPANESE
私はノズルの上に私を踏み鳴らすnoot nootを危険にさらす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I endanger the noot noot stamping me on the nozzle
INTO JAPANESE
私はノズルに私を打つnootのnootを危険にさらす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I endanger the noot noot hit me in the nozzle
INTO JAPANESE
私はノズルで私を打つnootのnootを危険にさらす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I endanger noot noot hit me with a nozzle
INTO JAPANESE
私はノズルで私を打つnootのnootを危険にさらす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I endanger noot noot hit me with a nozzle
That didn't even make that much sense in English.