YOU SAID:
I haven't the faintest clue what I am doing.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私がやってわずかな手掛かりを持っていません。
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I do, does not have the slightest clue.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、わずかな手掛かりはありません。
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I do not the slightest clue.
INTO JAPANESE
私はさっぱりない行います。
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I'm not at all will do.
INTO JAPANESE
私はすべてではない意志を行います。
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I will not at all.
INTO JAPANESE
私はすべてではないが。
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I is not everything.
INTO JAPANESE
私はすべてではないです。
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I is not everything.
Come on, you can do better than that.