YOU SAID:
I have zero ideas why I am still alive
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私はまだ生きているのか、私にはまったく考えがありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no idea why I'm still alive
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私はまだ生きているのか分かりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know why i'm still alive
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私はまだ生きているのか分かりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know why i'm still alive
That didn't even make that much sense in English.