YOU SAID:
i have yeeted me fetus
INTO JAPANESE
私は胎児に挨拶した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I greeted the fetus
INTO JAPANESE
私は胎児を迎えた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I received a fetus
INTO JAPANESE
胎児を受け取りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I received a fetus
Come on, you can do better than that.