YOU SAID:
I have two potatoes that aren't really potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
私は本当にジャガイモではないジャガイモを2つ持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have two potatoes that are not really potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
私は本当にジャガイモではないジャガイモを2つ持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have two potatoes that are not really potatoes
You should move to Japan!