YOU SAID:

I have twelve and one half feet on my big thick toes on my hands

INTO JAPANESE

私は、私の手に私の大きな太い足に 12 と 1 つの半分の足を持っています。

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I get my my big thick legs and 12 have half of one foot.

INTO JAPANESE

私を得る私私の大きな太い脚と 12 1 つの足の半分があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get me my big thick legs and 12 have half of one foot.

INTO JAPANESE

私に私の大きな太い脚を取得して、12 は片方の足の半分。

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I get my big thick legs, half of one foot is 12.

INTO JAPANESE

私の大きな太い足、片足の半分は 12 です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Half of my big thick feet, one foot is 12.

INTO JAPANESE

私の大きな太い足の半分、片足は12です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Half of my big thick foot, one foot is twelve.

INTO JAPANESE

私の大きな太い足の半分、片足は12です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Half of my big thick foot, one foot is twelve.