YOU SAID:
I have tons of friends, but you definitely don't.
INTO JAPANESE
私はたくさんの友人を持っていますが、あなたは間違いなくしません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a lot of friends, but you definitely don't.
INTO JAPANESE
私にはたくさんの友達がいますが、あなたは間違いなくありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a lot of friends, but you definitely don't.
You should move to Japan!