YOU SAID:
I have to teach the kids to drink powdered goat bladders
INTO JAPANESE
私は粉ヤギ膀胱を飲む子供に教える必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You must teach my kids drink the powdered goat bladder.
INTO JAPANESE
私の子供を飲む粉末ヤギ膀胱を教える必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You must teach my kids to drink powdered goat bladder.
INTO JAPANESE
粉末ヤギ膀胱を飲む私の子供たちを教える必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You must teach my drinking powdered goat bladder children.
INTO JAPANESE
私の飲む粉末のヤギ膀胱の子供たちを教える必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You must teach their children of the powder drink of my goat bladder.
INTO JAPANESE
私のヤギの膀胱のドリンク粉末の子供たちを教える必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to teach children of my goat bladder drink powder.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のヤギの膀胱飲料粉末の子供たちに教える必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to teach my goat's bladder beverage powder children.
INTO JAPANESE
私はヤギの膀胱飲料粉の子供たちに教える必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to teach goat's bladder drink powder children.
INTO JAPANESE
私はヤギの膀胱飲料粉末子供を教える必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to teach goat's bladder drink powder kid.
INTO JAPANESE
私はヤギの膀胱飲料粉末子供を教える必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to teach goat's bladder drink powder kid.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.