YOU SAID:
I have to go to the bank and get back with you on the couch for a few hours and then I will be able to go back to the original plan and get back to you on the phone
INTO JAPANESE
私は銀行に行って数時間ソファの上であなたと一緒に戻らなければなりませんそしてそれから私は元の計画に戻って電話であなたに戻ることができるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to go back to the bank on the couch for several hours after going to the bank and then I will be able to return to you on the phone back to the original plan
INTO JAPANESE
私は銀行に行った後数時間ソファーで銀行に戻らなければなりません、そして私は元の計画に電話であなたに戻ることができるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to go back to the bank on the sofa for a couple of hours after going to the bank, and I will be able to return you to the original plan by phone
INTO JAPANESE
私は銀行に行った後数時間ソファーで銀行に戻らなければなりません、そして私はあなたを電話で元の計画に戻すことができるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to go back to the bank on the sofa a couple of hours after going to the bank, and I will be able to return you to the original plan by phone
INTO JAPANESE
私は銀行に行ってから数時間後にソファーで銀行に戻らなければなりません、そして私はあなたを電話で元の計画に戻すことができるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to go back to the bank on the sofa a few hours after I go to the bank, and I will be able to return you to the original plan by phone
INTO JAPANESE
私は銀行に行った数時間後にソファーで銀行に戻らなければなりません、そして私はあなたを電話で元の計画に戻すことができるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to go back to the bank on the sofa a few hours after I go to the bank, and I will be able to return you to the original plan by phone
That didn't even make that much sense in English.