YOU SAID:

I have to go poo so bad, yet the line is so long! Four hours later... Nothing came out my darn rear end. But it hurt so bad! I went to my doctor and was diagnosed as a really farty person

INTO JAPANESE

私はプーさんがとても悪いが、行はとても長いです！ 4時間後...私の後部には何も出てこなかった。しかし、それはとても痛い！私は私の医者に行き、本当に怒っている人と診断された

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am very bad about Pooh, but the line is very long! Four hours later ... nothing came out of my back. But it hurts so! I went to my doctor and I was diagnosed as a really angry person

INTO JAPANESE

私はPoohについては非常に悪いですが、ラインは非常に長いです！ 4時間後...何も私の背中から出なかった。しかしそれはそう痛い！私は私の医者に行き、私は本当に怒っている人と診断された

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am very bad about Pooh, but the line is very long! Four hours later ... nothing came out of my back. But it hurts so! I went to my doctor and I was diagnosed as a really angry person