YOU SAID:
I have to go pee or I will go pee on you
INTO JAPANESE
私はおしっこをしなければならないか、私はあなたにおしっこをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I must pee or I pee to you
INTO JAPANESE
私はおしっこしなければならないか、私はあなたにおしっこする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I must pee or I pee to you
You've done this before, haven't you.