YOU SAID:
I have to go. My confounded pen don’t work well.
INTO JAPANESE
私は行かなくてはいけません。私の混乱のペンがうまく動作しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to go. Confusion my pen does not work well.
INTO JAPANESE
私は行かなくてはいけません。混乱私のペンがうまく動作しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to go. Confusion my pen does not work well.
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