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YOU SAID:

I have to get up and shower

INTO JAPANESE

私は起きてシャワーを浴びなければなりません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have to get up and take a shower

INTO JAPANESE

私は起きてシャワーを浴びなければなりません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have to get up and take a shower

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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