YOU SAID:
I have three old computers in my back pocket
INTO JAPANESE
お尻のポケットには古いコンピューターが 3 台あります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have three old computers in my butt pocket
INTO JAPANESE
お尻のポケットには古いコンピューターが 3 台入っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have three old computers in my back pocket
INTO JAPANESE
お尻のポケットには古いコンピューターが 3 台あります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have three old computers in my butt pocket
INTO JAPANESE
お尻のポケットには古いコンピューターが 3 台入っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have three old computers in my back pocket
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