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I have three cats. One is trying to eat my toes right now. One wakes me up at no thank-you o clock each morning with meowing and scratching at the door, and one is a stray who comes to me for food. yay.

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私は3匹の猫を飼っています。一つは今私のつま先を食べようとしています。 1人は毎朝感謝の気持ちで目を覚まし、ドアをこすり傷をつけて目を覚まし、もう1人は私に食べ物を求めてやってくる野郎です。わーい。

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I have three cats. One is about to eat my toes now. One awoke with gratitude every morning, scratch the door and wake up, and the other is a guy coming for me for food. Hooray.

INTO JAPANESE

私は3匹の猫を飼っています。一つは今私のつま先を食べようとしています。 1人は毎朝感謝の気持ちで目を覚まし、ドアを傷付けて目を覚まし、もう1人は私のために食べ物を求めてやってくる男です。万歳

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I have three cats. One is about to eat my toes now. One is a man who wakes up with gratitude every morning, hurts the door and wakes up, and the other is a man who comes for food for me. Banzai

INTO JAPANESE

私は3匹の猫を飼っています。一つは今私のつま先を食べようとしています。一つは毎朝感謝の気持ちで目を覚まし、ドアを傷つけて目を覚ます人、そしてもう一人は私のために食べ物を求めて来る人です。万歳

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I have three cats. One is about to eat my toes now. One is a person who wakes up with gratitude every morning, hurts the door and wakes up, and one is a person who comes for food for me. Banzai

INTO JAPANESE

私は3匹の猫を飼っています。一つは今私のつま先を食べようとしています。 1人は毎朝感謝の気持ちで目覚め、ドアを傷つけて目を覚ます人、そして1人は私のために食べ物を買いに来る人です。万歳

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I have three cats. One is about to eat my toes now. One is a person who wakes up with gratitude every morning and hurts the door and wakes up, and one is a person who comes to buy food for me. Banzai

INTO JAPANESE

私は3匹の猫を飼っています。一つは今私のつま先を食べようとしています。 1人は毎朝感謝の気持ちで目覚めてドアを痛めて目を覚ます人、そして1人は私のために食べ物を買うようになる人です。万歳

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I have three cats. One is about to eat my toes now. One is a person who wakes up with gratitude every morning and wakes up the door and wakes up, and one is a person who comes to buy food for me. Banzai

INTO JAPANESE

私は3匹の猫を飼っています。一つは今私のつま先を食べようとしています。 1人は毎朝感謝の気持ちで目覚めてドアを目覚めさせて目を覚ます人、そして1人は私のために食べ物を買うようになる人です。万歳

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have three cats. One is about to eat my toes now. One is a person who wakes up with gratitude every morning and wakes up the door and wakes up, and one is a person who comes to buy food for me. Banzai