YOU SAID:

i have the intense urge to rip out my appendix and shove it down your unsuspecting throat

INTO JAPANESE

虫垂をはぎ取って、疑うことを知らない喉に突き刺したいという強い衝動があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is a strong urge to strip the appendix and stab it into the unsuspecting throat.

INTO JAPANESE

虫垂を剥がして無防備な喉に刺したいという強い衝動があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is a strong urge to remove the appendix and stab it into the unprotected throat.

INTO JAPANESE

虫垂を取り除き、保護されていない喉に刺したいという強い衝動があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is a strong urge to get rid of the appendix and stab it in the unprotected throat.

INTO JAPANESE

虫垂を取り除き、保護されていない喉に刺したいという強い衝動があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is a strong urge to get rid of the appendix and stab it in the unprotected throat.