YOU SAID:
I have the greatest ear in all of the land, and it is so beautiful that only my family is allowed to see it. my ear also makes anyone who sees it have an ear fetish
INTO JAPANESE
私は全土で一番耳が大きく、家族だけが見ることができるほど美しいです。私の耳はまたそれを見る人は誰でも耳フェチを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have the loudest ears in the whole country and it is so beautiful that only my family can see it. My ears also have ear fetishes for anyone who sees it
INTO JAPANESE
私は全国で最も耳が大きいです、そしてそれは私の家族だけがそれを見ることができるほど美しいです。私の耳には、それを見た人のための耳フェチもあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have the loudest ears in the whole country, and it's so beautiful that only my family can see it. My ears also have ear fetishes for those who see it
INTO JAPANESE
私は全国で最も大きな耳を持っています、そしてそれは私の家族だけがそれを見ることができるほど美しいです。私の耳にはそれを見た人のための耳フェチもあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have the biggest ears in the country, and it's so beautiful that only my family can see it. My ears also have ear fetishes for those who see it
INTO JAPANESE
私は国内で最大の耳を持っています、そしてそれは私の家族だけがそれを見ることができるほど美しいです。私の耳にはそれを見た人のための耳フェチもあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have the biggest ears in the country, and it's so beautiful that only my family can see it. My ears also have ear fetishes for those who see it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.