YOU SAID:
I have taken over Russia with a turkey lag and a army of children!
INTO JAPANESE
私は七面鳥の遅れと子供たちの軍隊でロシアを乗っ取った!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hijacked Russia with a turkey delay and an army of children!
INTO JAPANESE
私は七面鳥の遅れと子供たちの軍隊でロシアをハイジャックしました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hijacked Russia with a turkey delay and an army of children!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.