YOU SAID:
I have sustained heavy external damage, so if any tyrants come up, they'll have to wait a bit longer.
INTO JAPANESE
重い外部損傷を支えてきたので、少し長く待たなければならない彼らすべての専制君主が出て場合。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sustained heavy external damage, so have to wait a little longer they all tyrants out if.
INTO JAPANESE
重い外部の被害を受けたので少し長く待たなければ彼らかどうかをすべての専制君主。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whether they all despot's heavy external damage to have to wait a little longer.
INTO JAPANESE
すべての独裁者の重いかどうか彼らは少し長く待つ必要がある外部の損傷。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.