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YOU SAID:

I have such a sweet little dog snuggling me right now

INTO JAPANESE

なぜだか急に勃起したぞ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have such an erection right now!

INTO JAPANESE

なぜだか急に勃起したぞ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have such an erection right now!

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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