YOU SAID:

I have slipped on a banana peel this morning and am in a por mood and got a concussion. My ghost is currently writing this. Let us hope that I do not end up in heck.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今朝バナナの皮をすべり、気分が悪くて脳震盪を起こしました。私の幽霊は現在これを書いています。私が一体になってしまわないことを願いましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I slipped on a banana peel this morning and felt sick and had a concussion. My ghost is currently writing this. Let's hope I don't get together.

INTO JAPANESE

今朝はバナナの皮をすべって気分が悪くなり、脳震盪を起こしました。私の幽霊は現在これを書いています。私が集まらないことを願いましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This morning I slipped on a banana peel and felt sick and had a concussion. My ghost is currently writing this. Let's hope I don't get together.

INTO JAPANESE

今朝、私はバナナの皮をすべって気分が悪くなり、脳震盪を起こしました。私の幽霊は現在これを書いています。私が集まらないことを願いましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This morning I slipped on a banana peel and felt sick and had a concussion. My ghost is currently writing this. Let's hope I don't get together.