YOU SAID:
I have seventeen dogs in my basement that feed on themselves
INTO JAPANESE
私の地下室には自分自身を食べる犬が17匹います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 17 dogs in my basement that eat themselves
INTO JAPANESE
私の地下室には自分自身を食べる犬が17匹います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 17 dogs in my basement that eat themselves
You've done this before, haven't you.