YOU SAID:
I have seventeen chickens on my neck.
INTO JAPANESE
私は首に17羽の鶏を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 17 chickens in my neck.
INTO JAPANESE
私は首に17羽の鶏がいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 17 chickens in my neck.
Come on, you can do better than that.