YOU SAID:
I have seventeen cats but only one condom
INTO JAPANESE
私は17匹の猫を飼っていますが、コンドームは1匹だけです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 17 cats, but only one condom.
INTO JAPANESE
私は17匹の猫を飼っていますが、コンドームは1匹だけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 17 cats, but only one condom.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.