YOU SAID:
I have seventeen armies with cotton candy and big red noses. They seem to be wearing black striped pajamas...
INTO JAPANESE
私はコットンキャンディーと大きな赤い鼻を持つ17の軍隊を持っています。彼らは黒いストライプのパジャマを着ているようだ...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 17 troops with cotton candy and big red nose. They seem to be wearing black striped pajamas ...
INTO JAPANESE
私は綿棒と大きな赤い鼻を持つ17人の軍隊を持っています。彼らは黒いストライプのパジャマを着ているようだ...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 17 troops with a swab and a big red nose. They seem to be wearing black striped pajamas ...
INTO JAPANESE
私は綿棒と大きな赤い鼻で17の軍隊を持っています。彼らは黒いストライプのパジャマを着ているようだ...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 17 troops with a swab and a big red nose. They seem to be wearing black striped pajamas ...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.