YOU SAID:
I have phantom moustache pains.
INTO JAPANESE
私はファントム口ひげの痛みを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a phantom mustache pain.
INTO JAPANESE
私はファントムの口ひげの痛みがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a phantom mustache pain.
Come on, you can do better than that.