YOU SAID:
I have not showered in years and my hair is falling out
INTO JAPANESE
何年もシャワーを浴びていないし、髪の毛が抜けている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I haven't taken a shower in years and my hair is missing.
INTO JAPANESE
何年もシャワーを浴びていないし、髪の毛が抜けている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I haven't taken a shower in years and my hair is missing.
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