YOU SAID:
I have not been home in a dog's age.
INTO JAPANESE
犬の年齢で家に帰ったことがない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog is old and has never been home.
INTO JAPANESE
その犬は年老いており、一度も家に帰ったことがない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog is old and has never been home.
You should move to Japan!