YOU SAID:
I have no shoes on my head please help me
INTO JAPANESE
私は私を助けてください私の頭に靴を持ってないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me I don't have the shoes on my head.
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けてください私の頭に靴を持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me out in my head does not have shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
靴を持っていない私の頭は、私を助けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me I do not have a shoe head.
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けてください私は靴の頭を持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me I do not have a shoe head.
You should move to Japan!