YOU SAID:
I have no idea how to put it back on the news that the crazy guy with the scar tissue paper
INTO JAPANESE
私は狂気の男傷のティッシュ ペーパーで、ニュースにそれを戻す方法には見当します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I the crazy man who scratches out the idea on how to put it back in the news.
You should move to Japan!