YOU SAID:
I have no ham sandwich
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ハムサンドイッチがない
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There are no ham sandwiches
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ハムサンドイッチはありません
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No ham sandwiches
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ハムサンドイッチはなし
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No ham sandwiches
Come on, you can do better than that.