YOU SAID:
I have no friends because I’m an idiot.
INTO JAPANESE
私はバカため友人であるないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was stupid for friends is not.
INTO JAPANESE
友人は愚かだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Friend was stupid
INTO JAPANESE
友人は愚かだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Friend was stupid
You've done this before, haven't you.