YOU SAID:
I have no friends because I am unbearably stupid
INTO JAPANESE
私は愚かではないので、私は友達がいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not stupid, so I have no friends
INTO JAPANESE
私は愚かではないので、友人はいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not stupid, so I have no friends
That didn't even make that much sense in English.