YOU SAID:
I have no feet, I must be walking with my bottom.
INTO JAPANESE
私は足がない、私は私の底を歩く必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no legs, I need to walk down the bottom of me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は足がない、私は私の底を歩く必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no legs, I need to walk down the bottom of me.
Come on, you can do better than that.