YOU SAID:

i have no eyes yet derek likes sandra's pizzas every fortnight

INTO JAPANESE

ない目をしているまだデレクが好きなサンドラのピザ 2 週間ごと

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Derek is still like Sandra has no eyes pizza every 2 weeks

INTO JAPANESE

デレクはまだサンドラ持たない目ピザの 2 週間ごとのようなもの

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Derek is like every 2 weeks still no Sandra second pizza.

INTO JAPANESE

デレクは、2 週間ごとまだサンドラ 2 番目のピザのようです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Derek, every two weeks yet Sandra second pizza is like.

INTO JAPANESE

デレクは、すべての 2 週間まだサンドラ 2 番目のピザのようです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Derek is all of two weeks yet Sandra second pizza is like.

INTO JAPANESE

デレクはすべて 2 週間のまだサンドラ 2 番目のピザのようなものです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Derek is all of two weeks yet Sandra second pizza is like.