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I have never smelled the salts of life, but my cat has once, he was dumbly dumb at being smart, albeit incredulous. Anywho I will speak at their wedding, and bless them with orange apple juice flavored blue

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生の塩の匂いを嗅いだことはありませんが、私の猫はかつて、信じられないほど賢いことで愚かでした。私が彼らの結婚式で話す人は誰でも、青味のオレンジアップルジュースで彼らを祝福します

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I have never smelled the salt of life, but my cat was once stupid and incredibly clever. Whoever I speak at their wedding congratulates them with bluish orange apple juice

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生の塩の匂いを嗅いだことはありませんが、私の猫はかつて愚かで信じられないほど賢かったです。私が彼らの結婚式で話す人は誰でも、青みがかったオレンジ色のリンゴジュースで彼らを祝福します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have never smelled the salt of life, but my cat was once stupid and incredibly smart. Whoever I speak at their wedding congratulates them with a bluish orange apple juice

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生の塩の匂いを嗅いだことはありませんが、私の猫はかつて愚かで信じられないほど頭が良かったです。私が彼らの結婚式で話す人は誰でも、青みがかったオレンジ色のリンゴジュースで彼らを祝福します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have never smelled the salt of life, but my cat was once stupid and incredibly smart. Whoever I speak at their wedding congratulates them with a bluish orange apple juice