YOU SAID:
I have never laughed once in my entire life, except for when I saw a rowboat full of eels
INTO JAPANESE
人生で今ほどシラフだったことはないんだけど
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have never been more sober in my entire life than I am right now...
INTO JAPANESE
人生で今ほどシラフだったことはないんだけど
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have never been more sober in my entire life than I am right now...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.