YOU SAID:
I have never eaten a goldfish while playing the trombone
INTO JAPANESE
トロンボーンを演奏しながら金魚を食べたことがない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never played a goldfish while playing the trombone
INTO JAPANESE
トロンボーンを演奏しながら金魚を演奏したことはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never played a goldfish while playing the trombone
That didn't even make that much sense in English.