YOU SAID:
I have never been so depressed and inebriated in my life.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の人生でそんなに落ち込んでいない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not so depressed in my life.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の人生でとても落ち込んでいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not very depressed in my life.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の人生ではうんざりしていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not tired of my life.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の人生に疲れていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not tired of my life.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.