YOU SAID:
I have my foot on my tongue.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の舌に足を乗せる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put my foot on my tongue.
INTO JAPANESE
私は舌の上に足を置いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put my foot on the tongue.
INTO JAPANESE
私は足を舌の上に置いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put my foot on the tongue.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.