YOU SAID:
I have monkeys in my apartment so I now have to go dance them out with my pants off.
INTO JAPANESE
アパートに猿がいるので、ズボンを脱いで踊りに行かなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a monkey in the apartment, so you have to take off your pants and go dancing.
INTO JAPANESE
アパートには猿がいるので、ズボンを脱いで踊りに行かなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are monkeys in the apartment, so you have to take off your pants and go dancing.
INTO JAPANESE
アパートには猿がいるので、ズボンを脱いで踊りに行かなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are monkeys in the apartment, so you have to take off your pants and go dancing.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.