YOU SAID:
I have met you in one fortnight, and the you took my wife's crackers
INTO JAPANESE
私は2週間であなたに会いました、そしてあなたは私の妻のクラッカーを取りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I met you in two weeks and you took my wife's cracker
INTO JAPANESE
私は2週間であなたに会いました、そして、あなたは私の妻のクラッカーを取りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I met you in two weeks and you took my wife's cracker
You love that! Don't you?