YOU SAID:
I have many cows and wife’s, half the time I can’t tell them apart.
INTO JAPANESE
私にはたくさんの牛と妻がいますが、半分の時間はそれらを区別することができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a lot of cows and wives, but half the time I can't tell them apart.
INTO JAPANESE
私には牛や妻がたくさんいますが、半分の時間はそれらを区別することができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a lot of cows and wives, but half the time I can't tell them apart.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.