YOU SAID:
I have large free banana farts
INTO JAPANESE
私は無料の大きなバナナのオナラがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a free big banana farts.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自由がある大きなバナナのオナラします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My freedom is a big banana farts.
INTO JAPANESE
私の自由は、大きなバナナのオナラです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My freedom is a big banana farts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.